Best Car Wash in
New Orleans
- All packages include FREE self-vacuum
- FastPass unlimited plan costs less than washing twice in a month!
- $2 off Tuesdays
Sign-Up For a Fast Pass Monthly Unlimited Plan
Wash twice a month, and you’ve already spent more than a FastPass costs. Sign up for unlimited monthly washes and save money while keeping your car looking its best all month long.
- Unlimited washes, one price
- Cheaper than two washes
- Free self-service vacuum
Our Services
Choose the wash package that fits your car and your budget. Every package includes a free self-service vacuum, and every FastPass unlimited plan costs less than washing twice a month.
BEST PLAN: The Good Stuff
PER MONTH
$45.95
- Graphene 1
- Ceramic Formula
- Carnauba Wax
- Wall of Foam
- Tri Color Polish
- Vehicle Protectant
- Tire Shine
- Wheel & Rim Cleaner
- Wax
- Spot Free Rinse
- Turbo Dry
- FREE Self Service Vacuum
- Unlimited Washing
BETTER PLAN: Silvertown
PER MONTH
$39.95
- Graphene 1
- Carnauba Hot Wax
- Ceramic Formula
- Wall of Foam
- Tri Color Polish
- Vehicle Protectant
- Tire Shine
- Wheel & Rim Cleaner
- Wax
- Spot Free Rinse
- Turbo Dry
- FREE Self Service Vacuum
- Unlimited Washing
GOOD PLAN: Dang You Dirty
PER MONTH
$29.95
- Graphene 1
- Carnauba Hot Wax
- Wall Of Foam
- Tri-Color Polish
- Vehicle Protectant
- Ceramic Formula
- Tire Shine
- Wheel & Rim Cleaner
- Wax
- Spot Free Rinse
- Turbo Dry
- FREE Self Service Vacuum
- Unlimited Washing
BASIC PLAN: Joe Dirty
PER MONTH
$24.95
- Graphene 1
- Ceramic Formula
- Carnauba Hot Wax
- Wall Of Foam
- Tri-Color Polish
- Vehicle Protectant
- Tire Shine
- Wheel & Rim Cleaner
- Wax
- Spot Free Rinse
- Turbo Dry
- FREE Self Service Vacuum
- Unlimited Washing
Car Wash Service
Joe Dirt Car Wash is proud to serve drivers throughout New Orleans area with fast, reliable car wash service.
We built Joe Dirt Car Wash around a simple idea. Treat every customer’s car the way you’d want your own treated. From the moment you pull in until you drive away clean, our goal is a fast, thorough wash without the hassle. Choose from four wash packages, each designed for different needs and budgets, with a FastPass unlimited option for drivers who wash frequently.
Why Choose Us
Joe Dirt Car Wash stands out for the little things that make a big difference, ownership, attention to detail, safety, and value built into every visit.
Owners on-site open to close, 7 days/week
Owners are here every day, from open to close, overseeing every wash.
Equipment monitored all day for quality
Our team checks equipment throughout the day to maintain wash quality.
Secure property — paying customers only
Our property is secure, limited to paying customers, and never open to walk-ups.
Free self-service vacuums with every wash
Every wash includes a free self-service vacuum to finish the job right.
Get A Clean Car Today
Joe Dirt Car Wash delivers a fast, reliable car wash with free vacuums and unbeatable value throughout New Orleans, Chalmette, Gentilly, Arabi, Metairie, Slidell, and surrounding LA communities. Visit us today or sign up for FastPass unlimited washes.